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• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• Smetana mistakenly showed up at a theater across the street from the one in which his opera was playing.
  He didn't know which side his bride was bartered on. -- Henry Morga...
• Kleptomaniac: A person who helps himself because he can't help himself. -- Henry Morga
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits your windshield?
  A: His ass....
• 7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
  This means (a) one of the tail lights is broke...
• Pittsburgh Driver's Test (7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
  This means (a) one of the tail lights is broke...
• Pittsburgh driver's test 7: The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
  a) One of the tail lights is broken. You should blow your horn to call the problem to the driver's attention....