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Q: Why Did God Invent Booze? A: So Ugly Men Could Get Laid Too.
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Q: Why did God invent booze?
A: So ugly men could get laid too.
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If God didn't love procrastinators, why did He invent tomorrow?
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Beer was made so ugly women get some too.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide....
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI
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