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• When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground. -- Old Jewish saying
• If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
• The entire work force of the Communist countries is sunjected to periodic purges (called verifications in Newspeak).
  One of the most severe took place in 1957 when Novotny, rattled by the Hungarian Revolution the year before, tried hard to weed out "radishes" (red outside, white inside) from all but insignificant positions....
• I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground.
  That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it....
• Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
  Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
• Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
  Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...
• I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
• Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile. -- Jewish proverb
• Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile. Jewish Proverb