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• When the prick stands up, the brains get buried in the ground.
  -- Old Jewish saying [How come there aren't ever any "New Jewish sayings?" Ed.]...
• There was an old man of the port Whose prick was remarkably short.
  When he got into bed, The old woman said, "This isn't a prick; it's a wart!...
• I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground.
  That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground.
  That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it....
• An "old earth saying" is brought up - drink!
• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
• Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
  Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
• Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
  Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk!...