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How Can I Love You If You Won't Lie Down?
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How can I love you if you won't lie down?
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How can I love you if you won't lay down? -- from the wall in Layton Theatre
I will never lie to you.
When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
.. you can tell me by the way I walk....
How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...