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When The Sun Beats Down And I Lie On The Bench, I Can Always Hear Them Talk, Me, I'm Just A Lawnmower.
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When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk,
Me, I'm just a lawnmower... you can tell me by the way I walk.
Related:
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man--no time to talk. -- Barry Gibb
Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....
You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
-- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
And when they ask me, 'What are you looking at?' I always tell them, nothing much".
Don't make me speak in a New Language, Just let me tell you the way that I feel about you.
I sure don't want to offend anyone, But if you take away my words, how can I tell you the truth?...
When I was made presidential press secretary my father sent me a telegram
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." -- Bill Moye...
Hello, hello, hello ... is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home? Come on, come on, now, I hear you're feeling down....
How can I love you if you won't lie down?