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David Was Just A Shepherd Who Liked To Get His Rocks Off In Leather.
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David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
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David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Just get those reindeer off my roof.
Make like a shepherd and get the FLOCK out of here!
Happy is he who dashes the heads of his enemy's children against rocks. -- Psalms 137:9
