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Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
I'm having a party in my pants. Want to come?
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
Bureocrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word.
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