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• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• What a man can imagine or conceive in his mind he can accomplish.
  Impossibilities are possible as thinking men make them so. -- Henry J. Kaise...
• The insolent civility of a proud man is, if possible, more shocking than his rudeness could be
  because he shows you, by his manner, that he thinks it mere condescension in him...
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
  -- The Notebooks of Lazarus Long...
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. -- Lazarus Long
• Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy, and you be what's-his-face.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who
  doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machine, does not choose to know how the machine got there or what makes his job possible, and proclaims that the management of the undertaking is parasitical and unneccessary....
• There's nothing like a good does of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
  -- Clare Booth Luce...
• A one-eyed man is able to see, A lame man is able to tread.
  He treads on the tail of the tiger. The tiger bites the man....