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• Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
  I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
  Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
• Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
  I can get by with one. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....