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• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Riker: "Mister Dekachin?" Dokachin: "Dokachin. Krim Dokachin.
  Riker: "Mister Dokachin, the information I need involves a matter of major importance to the Federation....
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who would most likely become a bum like yourself?
  Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese....
• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
  Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Homer/Apu/Moe: You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!
  Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato! Moe...
• at the door] Herb: What am I going to say? This is the guy who ruined me.
  But on the other hand, he's family. So many conflicting emotions, how to express them?...