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Quote #342 If I Did Have Children, I'd Much Rather Explain The Red Light District Of Amsterdam Or The Delights Of Tijuana Than Natural Born Killers Or Rambo.
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If I did have children, I'd much rather explain the red light district of
Amsterdam or the delights of Tijuana than Natural Born Killers or Rambo.
-- Jim Segrave
[(jes@grendel.demon.co.uk)]
( providing a bit of sanity in one of those endless censure-the-net flame
wars )
Related:
Tis better to delete one flame than to survive copy buffer terrorism. -- I. Ne
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
-- Marcus Procius Cato...
RED-LIGHT DISTRICT -- an erogeneous zone.
Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....
Quote #547 Mulder and Scully represent equal and competing parts of my nature.
..I guess I'm a natural skeptic, so I have much of the Scully character in me....
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson to A. Stuart, 1791...
Quote #368 I always thought a tasteless condom would be, like, one with a picture of the Pope on it or something.
-- sizemor@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Jim Sizemore)...
There's a time when you have to explain to your children why they're born, and it's a marvelous thing if you know the reason by then.
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....