Quotations - Random

Quotations - Random

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Quote #211 "A Meltdown? One of those annoying buzzwords.
We prefer to think of it as an unrequested fission surplus!...
Quote #212 "This sort of reasoning is the long-delayed revenge of people who could not go to Woodstock because they had too much trig homework.
-- Stewart A. Baker, Chief Counsel for the N...
Quote #213 "Chaos is but unperceived order." -- attributed to Fred Hoyle
Quote #214 "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't the guts to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg...
Quote #215 It's truly a shame that Knuth never really got into Lisp.
His books would be _more_ readable, and TeX might actually have been a decent language....
Quote #216 Then there's the apocryphal statement attributed to Alexander Haig
"There isn't a word in the English language that can't be verbed." Why *him*, of all people?...
Quote #217 'Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
' ('One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in th...
Quote #218 Dilbert: "I created a computerized, interactive, multimedia training tool for the department.
Boss: "Wonderful. Make some photocopies and route them around....
Quote #220 haiku's inventor must have had seven fingers on his middle hand

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