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• The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it. -- Reggie Jackso
• Send money! I need to get some hockey tickets!
• Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.
  ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- Homer: Aah!...
• Ignorance is NOT bliss; fortunately sometimes I get paid for it.
• You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game. Can I abdicate?
• When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing.
  If I do win it, you get nothing....
• Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
  I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
• Let me know if you don't get this so I can send it again..
• Have the florist send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and write 'Emily I love you' on the back of the bill.