Quotations - Short

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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Hitchhiker'...
James Bond: What do you expect me to talk? A.Goldfinge
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! Goldfinge...
From a high school history teachers stash of student goodie
(all spellings SIC) " The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts....
On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?
"Oh, get real, Cliff." --- Chee...
A witty saying proves nothing. --- Voltaire
J. D. Salinger... John Knowles... even James Kirkwood and that guy Don Bredes.
.. they've destroyed being an adolescent,Garraty....
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

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