Quotations - Stupid

Quotations - Stupid

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The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analy...
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
-- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel...
Q: What should I do if I find a rock in a bag of potatoes?
A: Simply return the rock to your grocer, who will give you the rock's weight in potatoes....
I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
-- George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaig...
We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructo...
Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game
I'm the consul for information, but I don't have any information.
-- Ofra Ben Yaacoe, Israeli Consul, Chicago...

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