Quotations - Stupid

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Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
-- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
I have nothing to say, and I'll only say it once. -- Floyd Smith, NHL Hockey coach
Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.
-- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaura...
It's got lots of installation. -- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, describing his new coa
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.
These were executed over the past two years. -- article in Soviet Weekly...
You don't tell us how to stage the news, and we don't tell you how to report it.
-- Larry Speakes, press secretary for President George Bush, addressing the media...
Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
-- Reverand William Spooner, of Oxford, England (for whom the 'Spoonerism' is named)...
The team has come along slow but fast. -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manage
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manage...
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
-- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign ministe...

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