Quotations - Usenet

Quotations - Usenet

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple Black, actress, singer, and US ambassado...
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happinesss is assured.
Ambrose Bierce, (1842-1914)...
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Alexander Graham Bell, american invento...
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself.
They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings....
Ability is nothing without opportunity. Napoleon Bonaparte
It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr. Napoleon Bonaparte
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella
But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. Lord Bowe...
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic that distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
Heywood Brou...
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
Gene Brow...

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