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Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying. LEBOWITZ
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. LEBOWITZ
The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it....