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• If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. -- Mel Brook
• Do married women make the best wives?
• Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
  They say, Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right....
• Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
  They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right....
• MARRIED POLITICIANS do it to wife and country.
• Why do we expect our Presidents to control destiny when they cannot even control the House of Representatives?
  -- Russell Bake...