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• Automatic" simply means you can't repair it yourself. WALDRIP
• Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
• Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
  It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...
• 5/ If you can make others around you fatter, it is automatic that you become thinner.
  -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
• o be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting.
  -- e.e. cumming...
• Campbell's Second Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered.
• Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.
  You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star....