Here's A Good Joke To Do During An Earthquake: Straddle A Big Crack In The Ground, And If It Opens Wider, Go "Whoa!

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Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack
in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail
your arms around, like you're going to fall in.

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