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• I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!
  -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Ne...
• As near as I can tell you're not any crazier than the average asshole on the street -- Ken Kesey via R.
  P. McMurphy "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Ne...
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• Don't blame me--I voted for Cthulhu
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment check.
• I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
• Gravity isn't my fault. Hey, I voted for velcro.
• I'm not an Iranian!! I voted for Dianne Feinstein!! -- Zippy the Pinhead