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Marriage Is A Romance In Which The Heroine Dies In The First Chapter. -- Cecilia Ega
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Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
There are four stages to a marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
-- Norman Maile...
Result of a first cousin marriage.
Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Ega
Don't destroy the world in the first chapter--you'll find you need it late
Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....