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  He looked so young and fragile, So sweetly did he sing, That thoughts of joy and happiness Into my heart did spring....
• My darkness has been filled with the light of intelligence, and behold, the outer day-lit world was stumbling and groping in social blindness.
  -- Helen Kelle...
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• Kryten personal blackbox recording. Time: unknown.
  Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here....
• The mind of the bigot is like the pupil of the eye.
  The more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract....
• Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I've changed my mind. People ARE scum.
• My heart is like a singing bird Whose nest is in a water'd shoo
  My heart is like an apple-tree Whose boughs are bent with thick-set frui...