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• Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
• It may be that those who do most, dream most. -- Stephen Leacock
• Writing is not hard. Just get paper and pencil, sit down and write it as it occurs to you.
  The writing is easy- it's the occurring that's hard. -- Stephen Leacock...
• To borrow money, big money, you have to wear your hair in a certain way
  walk in a certain way, and have about you an air of solemnity and majesty--something like the atmosphere of a Gothic cathedral....
• Chess is about as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find anywhere outside an advertising agency.
  -- Raymond Chandle...
• Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.
  -- Damon Runyo...
• Then there was the angry man who flung himself from the room, flung himself from the house, flung himself upon his horse, and rode madly off in all directions.
  -- Stephen Leacock...
• A friend is a man who has the same enemies you have. -- Stephen Leacock