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• IMPORTANT **** ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE **** Due to a recent systems overload error your recent disk files have been erased.
  Therefore, in accordance with the UNIX Basic Manual, University of Washington Geophysics Manual, and Bylaw 9(c), Section XII of the Revised Federal Communications Act, you are being granted Temporary Disk Space, valid for three months from this date, subject to the restrictions set forth in Appendix II of the Federal Communications Handbook (18th edition) as well as the references mentioned herein....
• Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours.
  -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name" 1961...
• Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
  Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
• This is a test. For the next sixty seconds, this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
  The broadcasters in your area, in cooperation with the FCC and local authorities, have devised this system in order to keep you informed in the event of an emergency....
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• O slavish man! will you not bear with your own brother, who has God for his Father, as being a son from the same stock, and of the same high descent?
  But if you chance to be placed in some superior station, will you presently set yourself up for a tyrant?...
• Whil topping off my gas tank at a California self-service gas station this morning, a policeman next to me remarked "You know it's illegal to top off your tank here.
  I replied, "I had my eggs over easy this morning too....