Whil Topping Off My Gas Tank At A California Self-service Gas Station This Morning, A Policeman Next To Me Remarked "You Know It's Illegal To Top Off Your Tank Here.

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Whil topping off my gas tank at a California self-service gas station
this morning, a policeman next to me remarked "You know it's illegal to
top off your tank here."

I replied, "I had my eggs over easy this morning too. Lock me up
before I start tearing off mattress tags!"

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