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• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy [Astor] .
  . . shouted, "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!...
• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
• My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• It did not occur to me that my being with two men continuously would interest anyone or arouse anyone's misgivings.
  I asked for an invitation for Heinrich too, as often as it seemed possible, when Paulus and I were invited to a social gathering....
• This is the sort of English with which I will not put. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. -- Winston Churchill
• If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• When Alexander asked Diogenes whether he wanted anything, "Yes," said he, "I would have you stand from between me and the sun.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Alexande...