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• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• If you were my husband, I would feed you poison. If you were my wife, madam, I would take it!
  -- Lady Astor and William Churchill...
• If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country.
  And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire....
• LA: Winston your quite drunk! WC: Madame your quite ugly.
  In the morning I will be sober where as you will still be ugly! -- Sir Winston and Lady Asto...
• My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• This is the sort of English with which I will not put. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• I wrote my name at the top of the page. I wrote down the number of the question "1".
  After much reflection I put a bracket round it thus "(1)"....
• Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill
  Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober....