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• Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. --Frank Gifford
• There are no winners in life; only survivors.
• Merrill's First Corollary There are no winners in life; only survivors.
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• SMILEY @= pro-nuclear wa
• The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
  -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analy...
• Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
  -- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst`...
• We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.
  -- Leona Helmsley, quoted in the NY Times, July 22, 1989...