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• Pro football is like nuclear warfare. there are no winners, only survivors.
  --Frank Gifford, NY Giants halfback Sports Illustrated July 4, 1960...
• There are no winners in life; only survivors.
• Merrill's First Corollary There are no winners in life; only survivors.
• SMILEY @= pro-nuclear wa
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
  -- Frank Zappa (1940-94), U.S. rock musicia...
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, you just hold it up and it glows by itself....