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• Whenever the maths turns out to be impossible, you have to invent new physics.
• Always do the hard part first. If the hard part is impossible, why waste time on the easy part?
  Once the hard part is done, you're home free. Always do the easy part first....
• Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
• You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask.
  It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news....
• What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies.
  Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him....
• Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." (reply to one of his young actors who said to him
  Sir Donald, after a life so filled with success and fame, dying must be hard....
• Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania finally runs out of stupid things to do? -- Donald Blewe