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• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....
• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? -- Homer Simpson Marge vs. the Monorail
• I know perfectly well where most Rock stars belong, but I seriously doubt that the Betty Ford Clinic can handle all of them at the same time.
• Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
  Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
• Never send tapes to rock stars (see "Right Now").
• Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
  -- Homer Simpson Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....