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Why Did This Have To Happen Now, During Prime Time, When TV's Brightest Stars Come Out To Shine?
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Homer Simpson
Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's
brightest stars come out to shine?
-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
-- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse....
The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence?...
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
-- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
-- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...