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• I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvi
• Quote #239 "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality.
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• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
• That's love?!? --Calvin Medically speaking. --Hobbes Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!
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• I wish _I_ was a tiger." "A common lament." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...