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• There aren't enough days in the weekend. -- Steven Wrigh
• Why is that there are never enough days in a weekend?
• Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• This isn't all true. -- Steven Wrigh
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• Get a bunch of those 3-D glasses and wear them at the same time.
  Use enough to get it up to a good, say, 10 or 12-D. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
  Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...