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• The future was yesterday.
• I am the future. -- Senator Dan Quayle
• I do not care what others think of me because I know that they don't think of me at all.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• This is the life. To be young, stupid, and have no future at all.
  I love Brooklyn! -- Dan Akyroyd, Samurai Night Fever, Saturday Night Live...
• I didn't know it then, but looking back, in hind-sight, I realize that when I was younger I could see into the future.
  Now I'm getting all my premonitions as flashbacks! -- Steven Wrigh...
• Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• All men are rapists and that's all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws and their codes.
• I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...