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I Didn't Know It Then, But Looking Back, In Hind-sight, I Realize That When I Was Younger I Could See Into The Future.
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I didn't know it then, but looking back, in hind-sight, I realize that
when I was younger I could see into the future. Now I'm getting all
my premonitions as flashbacks!
-- Steven Wright
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When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
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