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• Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself. Haitian proverb
• If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
• To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in the cow.
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
• Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
• Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate. Anon.
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....