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• It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkei...
• It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
  -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Ring...
• In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
  and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
• I learned that...love was the only dirty trick that nature played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
  -- William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) "The Summing Up" (1938)...
• The day will happen whether or not you get up.
• I thought up a great tagline, but it was a sight gag.
• Lovely in death the beauteous ruin lay; And if in death still lovely, lovelier there
  Far lovelier! pity swells the tide of love....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....