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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT...
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll meet them on your way down. MIZNER
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. MENCKEN
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. RAYMOND
I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man. ROOSEVELT
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
BECKETT...
Anyone who profits from the experience of others probably writes biographies. JONES
A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.
GONCOURT...
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. ADE
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. BALDWIN
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