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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
University: A modern school where football is taught.
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.
- Rufus T. Firefly, in "Duck Soup...
It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
- Groucho Marx...
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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