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Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter.
Your soul cannot heal without joy. -- Catherine Rippenger Fenwick...
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
-- Not Your Average Dictionary...
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.
-- H.L. Mencke...
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal...
I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Ne...
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw...
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay. -- Bill Ste
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts.
After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough....
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal...
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing....
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