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• The true leader must submerge himself in the fountain of the people.
  -- V I Lenin, quoted by John Gunther, Soviet Russia Today (1958)...
• If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
• I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to work,too.
• Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
  -- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...
• In the economic sense, our socialism was more like state capitalism .
  .. Marx had never dreamed of anything of the sort ....
• The Soviet Union has soap operas like One Day to Live and Search for All My Children.
  And game shows like Bowling for Food and Wheel of Torture....
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
• What did you do in Russia before you were shot? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev
  General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team....