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Practically every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the united states, is a communication to the children - to take a trip, to drop out, to groove.
.. The psychedelic ja...
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
-- Robert Anton Wilso...
You are a very beautiful girl. Do you have a 16-bit adder?
People can fly. Anything can happen.
Some days its just not worth chewing through the leather restraints...
Drop Out. Turn On. Tune In." -- Timothy Leary
If the only tool in your toolbox is a hammer, then every problem will look like a nail.
A mule is only as good as the horse that fathered it and as smelly as the donkey that bore it.
Vodka is a morning beverage.
Those who believe in God matured, but still need an imaginary friend.

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