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• MARRIAGE LICENSE -- noosepaper.
• Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
• When a marriage starts to break up, the best thing to do is to start picking up the pieces -- a piece here and a piece there.
• OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
• A Millet man tried to have his marriage voided when he found out her father didn't have a license for his shotgun.
• In Illinois, to cut hair requires a license for which the holder must qualify by months of expensive study.
  That same person can walk and and plunk down a few bucks, get a marriage license and get hitched in a matter of just a few minutes....
• Basic ceremony's twenty bucks. Here's your license.
  Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house....
• The kernel license has expired
• The possession of arms by the people is the ultimate warrant that government governs only with the consent of the governed.
  -- Jeff Snyde...