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CHEAPO SEX MASSEUSE -- A Quarter Pounder.
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CHEAPO SEX MASSEUSE -- a quarter pounder.
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Pulp Fiction You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
A Royale with Cheese. --John Travolta...
Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals!...
No quarter asked--no change give
Thirty cents short of a quarter.
Marge, it's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.
-- Gregory, the masseuse at Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
Here's a quarter, Call 1-800-CRY-BABY!
Sex is evil. Sex is sin. Sex is forgiven. Sex is in!
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.