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• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• CHEAPO SEX MASSEUSE -- a quarter pounder.
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• We do have a product that is more in your price range.
  However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental....
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• If you look around a poker game and there's no sucker, you're it.
• If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're the sucker.
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...