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• It's times like this I'm glad I flunked out of dental school. -- Veterinarian, "Dog of Death
• Swim, play tennis, or just sit and stare at the walls.
  -- Advertisement for Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
• I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
  Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• I am <not> cleaning that! ... Oh, who am I kidding.
  -- Marge cleans up another mess, "Homer Alone...